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Boner Preview Candidates for April 11 2016

Boner Preview Candidate #1: THE NEW IDIOT ASS TEACHING TECHNIQUE

Beaumont police say a teacher was arrested Friday after video on Twitter showed her slapping a student on the head.

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Boner Preview Candidate #2: WE HAD TO DIG MOM’S HOLE AND THEN, SHE WASN’T EVEN IN IT

The Whitehall ex-funeral director charged with fraud for alleged empty-box burials also had a deceased woman’s family dig their own hole at a cemetery to bury what they thought were her ashes, according to a newly unsealed court record.

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Boner Preview Candidate #3: WHEN YOU GOT TATS LIKE THESE YOU WANT TO SHOW THEM OFF

Neighbors called police after seeing a naked man watering his lawn Wednesday evening.

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Boner Preview Candidate #4: MOM SMOKED ALL MY METH

A 27-year-old man who last night summoned police to his South Carolina home explained that he dialed 911 because his mother was“mad and yelling at him.”

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Boner Preview Candidate #5: WE’RE MAKING A MOVIE, RIGHT?

Authorities arrested two burglary suspects who led them on a long, bizarre chase Thursday in a top-down convertible through rainy Southern California that ended with the men stopping to exchange high-fives with onlookers and take selfies before being handcuffed.

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Boner Preview Candidate #6: BABY ON BOARD

A Los Angeles man has been charged with child abuse for allegedly leaving his baby in the car while he went to a San Fernando Valley strip club.

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