Boner Candidate #1: HEY, WHO PUT THAT IN MY WALLET?
Former NFL star Greg Hardy was arrested for possession of COCAINE late Sunday night in Texas … TMZ Sports has learned. According to the police report, Hardy was pulled over in a 2010 Dodge Challenger because he didn’t use a turn signal. Cops say Hardy and his passenger told them they had just eaten at Applebee’s and were headed home. Police asked them if they had anything illegal inside the vehicle, and Hardy said no … and then gave them permission to search the car.
Boner Candidate #2: OTT OUGHT TO BE OUT
Salt Lake County Recorder Gary Ott called in sick Tuesday. Had he shown up as scheduled for Tuesday afternoon’s County Council meeting, Ott would have been called upon to respond to the county auditor’s evaluation of his office’s performance. Its first finding, according to an auditor’s office summary, was that Ott did not participate directly in the day-to-day management of the recorder’s office and its 43 employees.
Boner Candidate #3: CAKE KICKER!
Angry at the way her custom-made cake turned out, a Michigan woman drop-kicked the cake across a grocery store, CNN reports. Witnesses say that while sending the dessert airborne, the woman also dropped some less-than favorable language before storming out of the Kroger store. Tricia Kortes faced a judge on Thursday, who sentenced her to 300 hours of community service, in addition to paying a $500 fine. CNN says that the incident took place back in June when Kortes wasn’t satisfied with her son’s birthday cake.
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