Boner Candidate #1: THE WORST DAD IN AMERICA
A man has been charged with child neglect after allegedly walking down the middle of a busy road carrying a six-month-old baby while high on MDMA. Roger Mumma, 29, was arrested in New Port Richey, Florida, on Sunday morning after concerned motorists called the police when they spotted a man stumbling down a highway. Two cops approached Mumma and said it was immediately clear that he was not in a normal state of mind. Police body cam footage shows Deputy John Gerardi asking the man if he is all right, to which he replies: ‘Yeah, just, people are following me.’
Boner Candidate #2: BILL OREILLY HAS PROOF THE PRESIDENT IS AN ISIS SYMPATHIZER
Bill O’Reilly has released previously unseen photos of Barack Obama in Islamic dress claiming they were taken at his half-brother’s wedding. The Fox host said it was ‘very difficult’ to verify the exact location of the photographs, but claimed they were taken in Maryland in the early 1990s. The photos have not been independently verified, but O’Reilly used them in a monologue alleging the President’s ‘deep emotional ties’ to Islam have stopped him effectively combating terrorists.
Boner Candidate #3: PLAYING TWISTER IS THE GATEWAY TO DEPRAVITY
A mom accused of allowing her daughter and teenage friends to smoke marijuana, drink alcohol and play “naked Twister” has sidestepped a serious criminal record by taking advantage of Georgia’s First Time Offenders Act. The woman, 35, of Evens, has been sentenced to six years probation and $600 in fines after pleading guilty to six counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor, KRON‑TV reported. Because she had no prior felony arrests, she was able to take advantage of the state’s First Time Offenders Act. In exchange for her guilty pleas, she will be eligible to have her record sealed upon successful completion of the terms of her probation.
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