Boner Preview Candidate #1: IT’S ABOUT TIME THEY GOT RID OF CURT
ESPN analyst Curt Schilling’s racist and homophobic ways have cost the former All-Star pitcher his job.
Boner Preview Candidate #2: A JUSTIFIABLE BEAT DOWN
What was supposed to be a normal train ride in Chicago for Twitter user @raresoulx turned out to be the complete opposite.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: THE RAPTURE AND WALMART; THEY GO HAND IN HAND
A Camden woman told police “God told her to do it” after they say she crashed her car into the Walmart.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF THAT DAMNED TIGER OR I WILL
West Palm Beach police say a man called the Palm Beach Zoo on Monday and threatened to harm the tiger involved in the fatal attack on zookeeper Stacey Konwiser.
Boner Preview Candidate #5: THE STOMACH PUNCHING PUTS THIS ONE OVER THE TOP
A former Ogden School District teacher has admitted to sexually abusing a female student.
Boner Preview Candidate #6: I PROMISE. I’LL DRINK IT AT HOME. REALLY.
Gov. Rick Snyder of Michigan, facing persistent criticism of his handling of the water crisis in Flint, on Monday took home five jugs of filtered tap water from the city and said he planned to drink it and cook with it for at least the next month.
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