Boner Candidate #1: WELL, I THINK SHE WAS JUST BEING PRACTICAL.
OnlyFans model Vvs Diamond took off her panties and swung them around in their air while she was drunk on a plane.
Boner Candidate #2: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT BECAUSE TRUMP GAVE ME A PARDON.
Florida man Alexander Leszczynski attempted to seize multiple properties worth over $300 million in total by using a fabricated charity. After his accounts were frozen, he created a fake pardon from former president Donald Trump.
Boner Candidate #3: SHE GOT MAD AT ME AND SHE HUNG UP
A 911 dispatcher reportedly hung up on a woman calling during the Buffalo shooting because the woman was whispering as to not attract the attention of an active shooter.
