Candidate #1: MAMA, I’M GOING TO PEE! As parents of toddlers know, nature doesn’t always call at the most convenient time. […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: I WAS AT THE MOTEL 6 TO WRAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS Motel 6 has tentatively agreed to settle […]
Boner Candidate #1: GETTING YOUR MONIES WORTH FROM R.KELLY R. Kelly fans doled out $100 to see the singer perform at a […]
Boner Candidate #1: FEELING LIKE THE END IS NIGH? JUST TAKE ONE OF THESE A prescription pill bottle used as a […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: WELL, IT DID GET THE ATTENTION OF THE CLASS After a middle school teacher allegedly slammed a classroom […]
Candidate #1: HOW ABOUT A LITTLE NIPPLE EQUALITY HERE? A 3-year-old topless selfie cost New York teacher Lauren Miranda her job. […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: HOW ABOUT A LITTLE NIPPLE EQUALITY HERE? A 3-year-old topless selfie cost New York teacher Lauren Miranda […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE GOVERNMENT CAUSE MY PSYCHOSIS. Notorious conspiracy theorist Alex Jones claims a “form of psychosis” caused him to […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: YOU NEED POCKETS IN YOUR PANTIES. If you’re into the “weird denim” trend (or, like me, just […]
Boner Candidate #1: TRANS PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO CREATE A NEW SPECIES THAT IS PART MACHINE. I had to read my […]