Round 1 Candidate #1: IT’S AGAINST POLICY TO BRING A GUN TO A HATCHET FIGHT A clerk at a Plaid […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: LEAVE ONLY FOOTPRINTS…AND TONS OF TRASH. Partygoers attending a “Floatopia” event spent the day drinking and […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: I’M NOT GONG TO MARRY YOUR CROTCH GOBLIN A bride-to-be has been branded a “terrible […]
Candidate #1: DADDY NEEDS A MASSAGE. Father’s Day is just around the corner, so please enjoy this heartwarming tale of […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: THIS IS YOUR STOP GRAMPS. Video showing a woman violently pushing a 74-year-old man out […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: STEALING FROM THE NEEDY A man appeared to steal a donation jar meant for women […]
Boner Candidate #1: PIKA PIKA, KIDDIES. (EVIL LAUGH) A theater expecting to see Detective Pikachu were sadly mistaken (and terrified) when The Curse […]
Boner Candidate #1: PLEASE, ANTI VAXERS, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. The lawyer for a Kentucky high school student who wasn’t allowed […]
Boner Candidate #1: I’M NOT RACIST. LOOK AT MY DOG. He had reached the last step and was about to […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: I NEED TO DOCUMENT THIS Florida Man struck not once, but twice this week in […]