Heinz Unveils ‘Ketchup Caviar’ For Valentine’s Day

Want to treat your valentine to a high-class dinner but don’t have the budget? Heinz is here for you, unveiling their brand new ‘Ketchup Caviar’. The ‘caviar’ isn’t made with fish eggs, but with tiny balls filled with ketchup. Heinz calls it a “limited edition delicacy for true ketchup lovers.” Unfortunately, you won’t find it on store shelves. Only 150 jars of ketchup caviar were made, and they’re being given away via an online contest for ‘Valen-HEINZ’ day. Or maybe it’s just a big “F**k you” to poor people. Joke’s on us.

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