BONER CANDIDATE #1: RELAX. THAT SHOT WON’T HURT YOU. WON’T HELP MUCH EITHER.
A nurse in Germany intentionally gave out almost 9,000 doses of saline solution that were meant to be doses of the Pfizer vaccine.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: IT’S NOT A BEAN SHOOTER
A man in Michigan needed medical assistance after lodging six kidney beans into his urethra as an attempt at sexual gratification.
