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Boner Fight for February 13th, 2019

BONER CANDIDATE #1: I KNOW I SAID NO DON JR…

Donald Trump Jr. took the stage at his father’s rally in El Paso, Texas, Monday night and told the young conservatives in the crowd they didn’t “have be indoctrinated by these loser teachers that are trying to sell you on socialism from birth.” President Trump’s eldest son has been one of the top campaigners for the president’s reelection bid and warmed up the crowd for him in between chants of “USA!” “I love seeing some young conservatives, because I know it’s not easy,” Trump Jr. told the crowd. “Keep up that fight. Bring it to your schools.” “You don’t have to be indoctrinated by these loser teachers that are trying to sell you on socialism from birth, you don’t have to do it,” he said as the crowd cheered him on.

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BONER CANDIDATE #2: THERE ARE LESS DRASTIC WAYS TO END A MARRIAGE SIR

A Minnesota man accused of shooting and killing his estranged wife told responding officers he doesn’t have to “worry about a divorce now,” according to police. Matthew Lynn Jansen, 46, was charged Monday with second-degree murder in the slaying of his wife, Mary Jo Jansen, at their Blaine residence, the Twin Cities Pioneer Press reported. Police said the couple was in the process of a divorce and 46-year-old Mary Jo was set to move out Saturday. But the night before the move, Matthew called 911 to report he killed his wife. Officers arrived at the home and discovered the woman’s body on the floor of an upstairs bedroom. She appeared to have suffered two gunshot wounds and was declared dead at the scene, authorities said.
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