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Boner Fight for July 31st, 2017

Boner Candidate #1: THE MOOCH IS REALLY A DOUCHE

But that’s exactly what Deidre Scaramucci, nee Ball, did when she filed for divorce from her husband of three years, Anthony Scaramucci, the vulgar new White House Communications Director, while she was full with child. The New York Post—which must have some kind of line to Ball’s people—reports that Deidre filed for divorce on July 6 in Nassau County Supreme Court. Sources say the couple separated “five or six months ago.” Deidre gave birth to a baby boy, James, on Monday, while her 53-year-old husband was in West Virginia with President Trump during that disastrous Boy Scouts Jamboree speech.

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Boner Candidate #2: TRANS SOLDIERS SCARE THEIR FELLOW SOLDIERS MORE THAN COMMIES AND MUSLIMS

Right wing Christian pundit Wayne Allyn Root has made a shocking claim on his radio show following President Trump’s decision to ban transgender people from the military. He agrees with the move because he thinks American soldiers are cowards. “Brilliant Donald Trump cements his support among every conservative, every Christian, every evangelical Christian and every straight white male in America,” Root gloats according to Right Wing Watch. “We are back! America is back! Thank God for Donald Trump. Thank God for common sense.” “We’ve had it with this transgender issue,” Root says. “Do whatever you want in your bedroom, but you can’t go in the military, you cannot serve alongside the men and women who are fighting to save America [who] don’t want to be on the battlefront or in the fox holes with a he/she.”

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