Boner Candidate #1: THESE ARE MY FRIENDS YOUR HONOR
During trial for rioting at the Capitol on January 6th, a Utah man invited his friends to his virtual hearing where they collectively wreaked havoc.
Boner Candidate #2: I’M A SCHOOL BUS DRIVER. I NEED A GUN
A middle school bus driver was arrested for keeping a loaded gun in the school bus. Luckily, none of the students saw or used the gun according to the officers.