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Boner Fight for November 6th, 2018

BONER CANDIDATE #1: I HAVE BEEN ENDORSED BY THE RIGHT GOD.

Todd E. Zenger issued a statement with an apology Monday evening. He wrote: “I recognize the contributions made to our community by people of all walks of life, religions, faiths or beliefs. I believe in showing kindness, compassion and respect to all people. I regret any misunderstanding about my mailer. I apologize for any hurt caused by my choice of words. It was never my purpose or intent to be insensitive to any person, race or religion, or to malign any religion or race. Please accept my apology. Many thanks. Todd E. Zenger” A Utah House District 36 candidate’s flyer sparked major controversy hours before Election Day. Todd Zenger and his campaign released a political flyer referencing “our religion” and “our God.” Zenger is an active member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and is running against Patrice Arent, an active member of the Jewish faith. The United Jewish Federation of Utah released a statement concerning the flyers, saying it hopes Zenger supports all religions and not just his own.

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BONER CANDIDATE #2: GET READY FOR THE SLAUGHTER AND TRUMP’S HEAD ON A PIKE.

Christian broadcaster and conspiracy theorist Rick Wiles is back with even more rightwing lunacy. This time, he’s claiming MSNBC anchor Rachel Maddow, an out lesbian, will lead a coup against President Donald Trump. Even worse, it’s in a few hours and we’re gonna have to throw together an outfit at the last minute. What’s black and goes with decapitation? “America, you’ve been homosexualized. You’ve been Jewdy-ized. I’m just telling it how it is,” Wiles told viewers. “She was spewing out, last night, calls for revolution. She was telling the left, ‘Take a deep breath, we’re at the moment, it’s coming, we’re almost there, we’re going to remove him from the White House.’ We’re about 72 hours — possibly 72 hours — from a coup. “Be prepared that you’re going to turn on the television and see helicopters hovering over the roof of the White House with men clad in black rappelling down ropes, entering into the White House. Be prepared for a shoot out in the White House as Secret Service agents shoot commandos coming in to arrest President Trump.” But Wiles wasn’t finished with his hysterical anti-semitism and homophobia. “That is how close we are to a revolution. Be prepared for a mob — a leftist mob — to tear down the gates, the fence at the White House and to go into the White House and to drag him out with his family and decapitate them on the lawn of the White House,” he said.

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