Boner Candidate #1: BECAUSE I KNOW IT IS, THAT’S WHY.
Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) said on Monday that a new sexual misconduct allegation against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh is “phony.” “You’re going to have these phony accusations,” Hatch told reporters when asked if Deborah Ramirez, a woman accusing Kavanaugh of exposing himself to her while at Yale, should be forced to testify before senators. Asked how he knew the allegation was “phony,” Hatch said, “because I know it is, that’s why.” The New Yorker reported on Sunday night that Senate Democrats are investigating a second sexual misconduct allegation dating back to Kavanaugh’s freshman year at Yale University. Ramirez says Kavanaugh exposed himself in front of her during a gathering at Yale. She told The New Yorker that Kavanaugh thrust his penis in her face, causing her to touch it without her consent.
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