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Boner Fight for September 27th, 2018

Boner Candidate #1: HEY KIDS, IT’S GENDER WARS WEEK.

A concerned father in Louisiana is speaking out about the “inappropriate” spirit week themes at his daughter’s middle school in the hopes of raising awareness regarding the style guidelines for young students. Late last week, M.J. Mouton shared an image of the “dress day guidelines” for the weeklong homecoming festivities at his 12-year-old daughter’s middle school in the town of Iowa, which included suggestions for “Stoplight Day,” during which kids were encouraged to wear stoplight-inspired colors to signify their relationship status, as well as “Boys vs. Girls Gender War” day, which encouraged children to wear pink or blue. “Monday is … Wear Red if you are taken. Wear Green if you are single. Wear Yellow if it is complicated,” Mouton wrote on Twitter, in a post that has since been liked over 147,000 times, shared 19,000 times and sparked over 4,000 comments. “She is in middle school. Totally inappropriate. Welcome to Louisiana.”

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Boner Candidate #2: NOW HONEY, AS YOU GROW UP REMEMBER THIS, GROPING IS NO BIG DEAL

As Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh deals with a growing number of sexual misconduct allegations, some parents are using the situation to teach valuable life lessons. Hopefully, not too many want to impart the lesson being taught by a mother in Bozeman, Montana: Groping is no big deal. The unidentified woman made a point of telling her two teen daughters this during a live interview Tuesday on MSNBC. “Groping a woman? At 18?” she said, before asking her daughters, “I mean, how many guys do you know who think that’s no big deal?” After the two girls nodded in agreement, the mother reiterated, “It’s not a big deal.” The woman insisted that even if the assault allegations against Kavanaugh are true, it “doesn’t take away from his character and his job to do what he needs to do as a Supreme Court nomination.
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