ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: THE JAB MAKES ME VIRILE
An 85 year old man got the COVID vaccine and then violates the lock down rule twice within an hour to meet up with prostitutes. via New York Post
Boner Candidate #2: OH SURE…BUT THAT AMAZON ARROW IS ALLOWED TO BE EVERYWHERE
CCTV staff wasn’t allowed to post a signal warning people of closing lanes on a roadway because it looked too much like a penis. via Metro
Boner Candidate #3: HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO UGLY
A panel of Prehistoric petroglyphs in Moab was defaced with the words White Power. via Salt Lake Tribune
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: BLACK MARKET FINCHES
A man was caught at JFK trying to smuggle in 35 Finches in hair curlers. via Fox News
Boner Candidate #2: NO NBA IN THIS BAR UNTIL JAMES IS OUT
A Bar in Cincinnati refuses to show any NBA games until they expel Lebron James. via USA Today
Boner Candidate #3: SOME OF THE GOP WANTS TO CONTINUE WITH THE LIE
A group of GOP politicians refuse to delete the tweets about Kamala Harris even though the story has been debunked. via Huffington Post
