Boners

Boner of the Day for August 19th, 2021

ROUND ONE

BONER CANDIDATE #1: SURE HONEY, YOU CAN DRIVE.

A Michigan woman was injured after being thrown from a golf cart because she let her 7 year-old daughter drive.

via Detroit Free Press

BONER CANDIDATE #2: LARRY WHAT IS THE PROPER ROLE OF GOVERNMENT?

Larry Elder, a Republican candidate for governor of California, believes employers should be allowed to ask if and when their female employees plan to become pregnant.

via Yahoo! News

BONER CANDIDATE #3: HANG UP ON THEM.

The Salt Lake County Sherriff’s Office is warning the public of a scam that aims to collect cash from people who are being accused of missing court dates or jury duty.

via Fox 13

 

ROUND TWO

BONER CANDIDATE #1: THE CAR WAS RUNNING HOT, SO….

A man in Washington intentionally submerged his car in a river so that the radiator would fill up with water.

via MSN

BONER CANDIDATE #2: THANK GOODNESS INSPECTOR LE’ PEW WAS ON THE JOB.

After slashing multiple car tires, an ‘out of control’ man was sprayed by a skunk while he was hiding police.

via WMTV

BONER CANDIDATE #3: I KNEW MY KID HAD COVID. THAT’S WHY I DIDN’T WANT THEM AT HOME.

The parent of a Reno middle school student sent their child to school after both the parent and child tested positive for COVID-19.

via RGJ

 

 

 


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