ROUND ONE
BONER CANDIDATE #1: SURE HONEY, YOU CAN DRIVE.
A Michigan woman was injured after being thrown from a golf cart because she let her 7 year-old daughter drive.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: LARRY WHAT IS THE PROPER ROLE OF GOVERNMENT?
Larry Elder, a Republican candidate for governor of California, believes employers should be allowed to ask if and when their female employees plan to become pregnant.
BONER CANDIDATE #3: HANG UP ON THEM.
The Salt Lake County Sherriff’s Office is warning the public of a scam that aims to collect cash from people who are being accused of missing court dates or jury duty.
ROUND TWO
BONER CANDIDATE #1: THE CAR WAS RUNNING HOT, SO….
A man in Washington intentionally submerged his car in a river so that the radiator would fill up with water.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: THANK GOODNESS INSPECTOR LE’ PEW WAS ON THE JOB.
After slashing multiple car tires, an ‘out of control’ man was sprayed by a skunk while he was hiding police.
BONER CANDIDATE #3: I KNEW MY KID HAD COVID. THAT’S WHY I DIDN’T WANT THEM AT HOME.
The parent of a Reno middle school student sent their child to school after both the parent and child tested positive for COVID-19.
