Boners

Boner of the Day for February 15th, 2022

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: EVERYBODY KNOWS….YA DRILL A HOLE IN THE ICE AND THE WHORES SHOW UP.

Ohio mayor Craig Shubert has resigned after he made a statement that implied allowing ice fishing would lead to a problem with prostitution.

via NBC News

Boner Candidate #2: THE SELLER AND THE BUYERS ARE OUR BONER CANDIDATES TODAY.

A woman from the UK shared in a TikTok video that she has made over $13,000 selling her breastmilk, or “liquid gold”, to weightlifters and bodybuilders.

via NY Post

Boner Candidate #3: DEPLOY THE SELTZER SQUAD.

A new proposal is aiming to take hard seltzers that are flavored with ethyl alcohol off grocery store shelves because the flavoring adds a small amount to the alcohol content of the beverage.

via SL Trib

 

 

 

 

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: WHEN YOU ALLOW A SHED TO BE BUILT IN YOUR YARD YOU ARE PRACTICALLY FORCING YOUR HUSBAND TO CHEAT ON YOU.

A woman in Provo was arrested after she set fire to a shed that she said her husband and another woman were “cohabitating” inside.

via Fox 13

Boner Candidate #2: WHAT ANOMALIES PHIL? COME ON, SHOW US SOME PROOF.

Rep. Phil Lyman is proposing legislation that would get rid of the mail-in voting system and would also require independent audits of each election with photographic results posted for the public to see.

via SL Trib

Boner Candidate #3: DON’T USE THE SAME LAPTOP YOU HAVE AT HOME FOR YOUR WORK.

A teacher at a Massachusetts high school has been placed on leave after their laptop was plugged in and pornographic images were displayed in front of a class.

via Newser

 

 

 

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