Boners

Boner of the Day for January 4th, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: HE WAS RIDING A BIKE AND HE HAD A SWORD. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

A man in Florida accidentally stabbed himself when he fell off his bike and onto a sword he had in his backpack.

via WTSP

Boner Candidate #2: NOW THERE’S A DAD YOU CAN BE PROUD OF.

During a call on Christmas Eve with the NORAD Santa Tracker, a parent ended the conversation with Joe Biden by saying “Let’s Go Brandon”.

via NBC News

Boner Candidate #3: NO ONE IS SENDING ANTI-VAXXERS TO DEATH CAMPS.

Anti-vaxxers in Kansas have been condemned after they compared vaccine mandates to the Holocaust.

via Independent

 

 

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: I THINK WE CAN SEE HE HAD NO OTHER CHOICE.

After arguing with another man about who has a faster car, a 23-year-old in Missouri has been arrested on charges of first-degree murder.

via KSDK

Boner Candidate #2: THE OFFICE OF MAYOR GIVES YOU CERTAIN PRIVELEGES.

Police in Niger discovered almost $9 million worth of cocaine in the local Mayor’s truck.

via MSN

Boner Candidate #3: UTAH POLITICIANS AND THE RIGHT WING MILITIA.

Several Utah Republicans attended a Christmas party in Riverton that was held by the Utah Patriots.

via SL Tribune

 

 

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