Boners

Boner of the Day for July 8th, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: THE FINAL QUESTION ON THE JEOPARDY HOSTED BY THE SANJAY GUPTA WAS REALLY TOO THE EASY.

Jeopardy’s guest host Sanjay Gupta, recently asked contestants “In 2019 this public university attempted to trademark the word “The” for use on clothing and hats.” The question was meant to be the final question in it’s collage and university category but all three contestants answered the question correctly the which has led to fans of the show calling it simply too easy.

via The New York Post

Boner Candidate #2: THE KNOCK AT THE DOOR MIGHT BE THE BIDEN BROWN SHIRTS.

Not long after apologizing about her habit of comparing everything to Nazis, Marjorie Taylor Greene compared Biden’s recommended in-home vaccinations to that of the “brown shirts.”

via CNN

Boner Candidate #3: A NOTE FROM THE “NEIBOURS”

A UK mom received a letter asking her to close the blinds of her house so that the neighbor’s kids wouldn’t be forced to see her naked accidently. The note was signed: “Much appreciated your neibours.”

via The New York Post

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: POLICE CHASES ARE HUNGRY WORK

The anti-climactic ending of a wild police chase occurred when the woman evading police in a stolen truck attempted to order food from a McDonald’s drive through.

via MSN

Boner Candidate #2: WANNA BUY A DUCT-TAPED IGUANA?

Pet sop owner Dayniel Del Toro Mende was arrested and charged with 22 counts of misdemeanor animal cruelty after he attempted to sell live iguanas out of his SUV. The iguanas had their legs duct-taped together in a way that could kill them.

via The New York Post

Boner Candidate #3: NO BOBBLEHEAD FOR YOU BAUER.

Bobbleheads for Dodgers player Trevor Bauer are being pulled after allegations of sexual assault have come forward against the player.

via TMZ


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