ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: THE FINAL QUESTION ON THE JEOPARDY HOSTED BY THE SANJAY GUPTA WAS REALLY TOO THE EASY.
Jeopardy’s guest host Sanjay Gupta, recently asked contestants “In 2019 this public university attempted to trademark the word “The” for use on clothing and hats.” The question was meant to be the final question in it’s collage and university category but all three contestants answered the question correctly the which has led to fans of the show calling it simply too easy.
Boner Candidate #2: THE KNOCK AT THE DOOR MIGHT BE THE BIDEN BROWN SHIRTS.
Not long after apologizing about her habit of comparing everything to Nazis, Marjorie Taylor Greene compared Biden’s recommended in-home vaccinations to that of the “brown shirts.”
Boner Candidate #3: A NOTE FROM THE “NEIBOURS”
A UK mom received a letter asking her to close the blinds of her house so that the neighbor’s kids wouldn’t be forced to see her naked accidently. The note was signed: “Much appreciated your neibours.”
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: POLICE CHASES ARE HUNGRY WORK
The anti-climactic ending of a wild police chase occurred when the woman evading police in a stolen truck attempted to order food from a McDonald’s drive through.
Boner Candidate #2: WANNA BUY A DUCT-TAPED IGUANA?
Pet sop owner Dayniel Del Toro Mende was arrested and charged with 22 counts of misdemeanor animal cruelty after he attempted to sell live iguanas out of his SUV. The iguanas had their legs duct-taped together in a way that could kill them.
Boner Candidate #3: NO BOBBLEHEAD FOR YOU BAUER.
Bobbleheads for Dodgers player Trevor Bauer are being pulled after allegations of sexual assault have come forward against the player.
