Boners

Boner of the Day for May 24, 2021

ROUND ONE

BONER CANDIDATE #1: WHEN YOU GOTTA GO, YOU GOTTA GO

A Japanese bullet train operator leaves his duty to make a doodie.

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BONER CANDIDATE #2: OKAY, WE’LL REFUND YOUR MONEY

A high school in Florida makes post-edits to their yearbook, adding clothes to female students who they believed weren’t, ‘up to the dress code’.

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BONER CANDIDATE #3: ICK. JUST ICK.

Passion ensues on the walkway when Megan Fox gets handsy with mongoloid Machine Gun Kelly in the most romantic place possible: The Billboard Music Awards.

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ROUND TWO

BONER CANDIDATE #1: YOU MAY NOT NAMASTE

While Alabaman public school are now offering yoga classes to their students, the same students are not allowed to use terms such as, “namaste.”

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BONER CANDIDATE #2: THERE IS A STACK OF HAM MISSING

A man’s perfect Subway restaurant escapade was foiled when he failed to account for the building’s ceiling couldn’t support his weight.

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BONER CANDIDATE #3: JUST LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET.

Anthony Bouchard, who is currently serving under in Wyoming’s state Senate, has confessed to impregnating a 14-year-old when he was 18.

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