Boners

Boner (Round 2) for August 9th, 2017

Boner Candidate #1: I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO SEE A HORSE SHOW.

A couple at the Wisconsin State Fair was busted for giving visitors an X-rated show, according to reports. The man and woman, who were not immediately identified, were caught having sex at the fair’s concession seating area in a video posted online over the weekend in West Allis, news station WITI reported. Wisconsin State Fair officials confirmed that “appalling” footage from the fair had been circulating on Facebook.

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Boner Candidate #2: DID YOU SHUT THE DOOR OF THE MEAT WAGON?

OLYMPIA, Wash. — Police say a gurney holding a dead body fell from the back of a coroner’s van into Olympia traffic. The Olympian reports the van was heading back to the county coroner’s office Monday after responding to a home death. Olympia Police Department Lt. Paul Lower says two gurneys fell out of the van at the intersection of Martin Way East and Phoenix Street Southeast. The gurney holding the deceased person was found in the intersection, while the second gurney rolled down the street and was found in a parking lot.

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Boner Candidate #3: HEY BUDDY, WANNA GO GET A DRINK WITH ME?

An Arizona man got a little too close to nature during the weekend, after officials said he found a newborn fawn Saturday and brought it along to a local bar to show his friends. The Arizona Game and Fish Department said in a news release Monday that the little baby deer was born late last week — but his life forever changed when a stranger thought he was doing the right thing. The unknown man stopped off at a local bar to show the fawn off and see if anyone wanted to take it home, before the agency was contacted. The newborn can now no longer live in the wild, officials said.

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