Boners

Boner Fight for September 18, 2018

Boner Candidate #1: GET IN THERE BUDDY. GET THE GOOD STUFF.

Police are looking for a man who allegedly used a tiny accomplice to steal several items from an arcade-style game at a New Hampshire mall last week. The suspect told a small, female toddler to climb into the bottom of the game at the Mall at Rockingham Park in Salem, police said. Once inside the arcade vending machine, the tot grabbed several items and handed them to the suspect, police said. The alleged heist occurred shortly after 6 p.m. on Friday. Salem police posted photos and a video of the alleged crime on its Facebook page, asking for the public’s help in identifying the man. The suspect was described as a “white Hispanic male” between 20 and 30 years old.  Another young boy, who police said was between 5 and 7 years old, was also seen with the suspect during the incident.

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Boner Candidate #2:  I APOLOGIZE BECAUSE THAT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE PUBLIC.

Onalaska ISD Superintendent Lynn Redden said he wished he never posted a comment on the Chron.com Facebook page Monday morning saying “you can’t count on a black quarterback.” Redden, who oversees the Onalaska school district about 100 miles north of Houston, said he thought he was responding to a private message from a friend. Instead, he posted the comment on a Facebook post promoting a Chron.com story about the Texans’ recent loss.  In the post, he referenced the last play of the game in which quarterback Deshaun Watson held the ball as the final seconds ticked off the clock. “That may have been the most inept quarterback decision I’ve seen in the NFL,” he said. “When you need precision decision making you can’t count on a black quarterback.”

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