Boner Candidate #1: LARRY, MOE AND CURLY JOE ARE FROM UTAH.
Three Utah brothers have filed a lawsuit in an attempt to kick Joe Biden out of the White House and reinstate Donald Trump and the Supreme Court has said they will not see the case. Brothers Loy, Deron and Raland Brunson claim that 400 members of Congress violated their oaths of office because they did not investigate voter fraud in the 2020 election. This is the second time SCOTUS has refused to see this case filed by the brothers.
Boner Candidate #2: GOOD NIGHT. SLEEP TIGHT.
After an Indiana mother noticed a significant change in her child’s sleeping schedule when her child started at a new daycare, Abigail Hampton found out that the daycare director at Kids Life Childcare Ministry had consistently been giving her child Melatonin. Tonya Voris would routinely give the children at the daycare Melatonin gummies without parent’s permission in order to put them to sleep for staff break time.
Boner Candidate #3: AND ON THE SECOND DAY GOD COMMANDED ‘LET THERE BE PIPELINES’. AND THE PIPELINES APPEARD AND GOD WAS PLEASED WITH WHAT HE SAW.
During a Fox News appearance on Saturday, Louisiana Senator John Kennedy was discussing the Ohio train derailment when he made a good case for pipelines. Kennedy said, “Well, this is why God made pipelines… They’re much safer than trucks or trains.”
