Boner Candidate #1: IDAHO, THE FLORIDA OF THE WEST
Idaho police recently arrested a man who they say was inebriated at a campsite and was harassing a pelican.
Boner Candidate #2: THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY FUN PLACES.
Knott’s Berry Farm closed early last Saturday after three teenagers were injured when multiple fights broke out in the park.
One man was hospitalized and three people were arrested after two families started a brawl while in a line at Disney World.
Boner Candidate #3: THIS VANDALISM IS AN ATTACK ON THE TRUTH
Seven trees that memorialized victims of the holocaust near the site of a former concentration camp in Germany were chopped down on Tuesday. The act is being called “an attack on the actual truth of the Holocaust”.