Boner Candidate #1: THEY KNOW WHY
Police are looking for a woman in Midvale, Utah, after she reportedly pepper sprayed two people in a parking lot.
Boner Candidate #2: THEY JUST RUB ME THE WRONG WAY
A woman under the username “gr8mom” proudly spends her time harassing the families of victims lost in mass shootings.
Boner Candidate #3: REALLY? YOU HAVE TO PLEAD WITH PEOPLE NOT TO DO IT IN THE ELEVATOR?
The city of Boston Massachusetts is introducing a new plan to keep elevators clean because people keep using them like bathrooms.
