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Boner of the Day for August 21st, 2026

Boner Candidate #1: I MIGHT KIND OF HAVE A LITTLE CASE HERE. 

Jeanine Pirro is attempting to walk back on her absurd case of the reflecting pool vandalism. She is now saying that ‘evidence’ is now ruining her case. It’s odd that Pirro’s team is acting like the victim’s while struggling to avoid the cases permanent dismissal, “Should the case be re-presented to a new grand jury based on newly discovered evidence, any reindictment of the case would not constitute harassment. Dismissal with prejudice is not necessary to protect the defendant from any future risk of prosecutorial overreach here.” Pirro contented with the court.

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Boner Candidate #2: ONE MAN WAS A HERO. THE OTHER MAN LIKES HIS NAME ON THINGS. 

A ship that has been in construction, set to be named USS Doris Miller, in now in contention to be named after Donald Trump. The original name is to honor Doris Miller, who staffed an anti-aircraft gun during the attack on Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, during World War II. The discussion about changing the name has been ongoing for several months according to two US officials.

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Boner Candidate #3: OF ALL THE THINGS THIS DAD COULD HAVE SAID TO HIS SON, WAIT HERE SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ONE OF THEM. 

A 7-year-old boy from Nagoya was abandoned on Mt. Fuji after attempting to summit it with his dad. They were around station 6 out of 10 to reach the peak, and it’s not clear why he left his child. There was little over five hours to the top, and back to the station where he left his child. Luckily no harm came to his child, and officials told the father, “Even if it means having to give up on climbing the mountain together, leaving a child behind is unacceptable.”

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