Boner Candidate #1: THE MUSEUM CONCEDED IT WAS A BAD IDEA The Children’s Museum of Indianapolis invited people to a […]
Boner Candidate #1: I SAY MANY THINGS THAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND. After saying that Donald Trump was “practically and morally […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: I WILL PUT A STOP TO BEER DRINKING IN THIS CITY; DON’T THINK I WON’T […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: NOT A GRIFTER… SURE YOU’RE NOT. Former candidate Austin Searle claims that he wasn’t grifting […]
Boner Candidate #1: DONALD TRUMP SCREWS OVER A SMALL PUBLIC SCHOOL. Due to Donald Trump using a loophole to claim […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: AND THEN HE STOLE THE KID’S SCOOTER. A man stole a girl’s scooter after pooping […]
Boner Candidate #1: OUR PATRONIZIN LEGISLATURE NEEDS TO HAVE A WORD WITH DONOVAN After Utah’s resolution to fix ‘critical race […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: WANNA BUY A JAR OF HAIR? A jar of hair roughly the size of a […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE SHOULD ONLY BE TEACHING THINGS THAT ARE WHOLESOME AND OF GOOD REPORT Critical Race Theory, or […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: DID YOU GET THAT THING I SENT YA? 37 year old Tennessee woman Della Marie […]