Boner Candidate #1: PANTS AND UNDERWEAR ARE REQUIRED TO PURCHASE ALCOHOL A 53-year-old woman was arrested in Springville, Utah, after […]
Boner Candidate #1: CORRUPT RIGHT DOWN TO THE LOWLY TELEPROMPTER GUY. The teleprompter guy for Donald Trump was using the […]
!!! WINNER !!! Boner Candidate #1: COX, MALLOY, SCHULTZ LAUGH IT UP WITH A CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER, THE NATIVE PEOPLE […]
Boner Candidate #1: IT WAS DEMONS THAT KILLED HER. A woman died in an attempted exorcism, murdered by her friend […]
!!! WINNER !!! Boner Candidate #1: VANDALS HAVE CAUSED THE MESS IN THE REFLECTING POOL. IT HAS TO BE VANDALS, […]
Boner Candidate #1: HE SHOULD BE IN PRISON FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS BUT PERHAPS THE MAIN REASON IS HE’S […]
!!! WINNER !!! Boner Candidate #1: WE ARE BEING GOVERNED BY A CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE. The United States Postal Service proposed […]
Boner Candidate #1: IT’S OKAY…THE TWO STATES THEY LEFT OFF WERE BLUE STATES. President Trump’s newest merch has been exposed […]
Boner Candidate #1: OH, DO IT. PLEASE DO IT Amazon is facing backlash for considering rebooting The Apprentice, the reality […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE DON’T WORSHIP THE GOLDEN CALF WE WORSHIP THE DON COLOSSUS. The president’s informal “spiritual advisor,” Pastor […]