Boner Candidate #1: WE WANT KIDS TO GET PREGNANT AND BEAT ON EACH OTHER Recent changes to Florida state law […]
Boner Candidate #1: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME A first degree attempted murder in DeKalb, IL was due to peanut butter […]
Boner Candidates #1: I HAVEN’T BEEN TREATED RIGHT BY THE JEWS Trump is already preparing to blame the Jewish population […]
Boner Candidates #1: THIS IS NOT THE APPROPRIATE TIME TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THE THINGS WE DID WRONG The Republican […]
Boner Candidate #1: NOT FUNNY WHOOPIE. NOT FUNNY. Whoopi Goldberg cut into Sunny Hostin’s summary of charges against P. Diddy […]
Boner Candidate #1: LEON, OR ELON OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS THINKS IT’S AN OUTRAGE NO ONE IS SHOOTING AT […]
!!!WINNER!!! Boner Candidate #1: RACIST LIES ABOUT HATIANS IN OHIO HAVE CONSEQUENCES HERE IN SLC A Utahn who immigrated from […]
Boner Candidate #1: Time to send your little drug dealers and strippers back to school! Kirk Cameron is being weird […]
Boner Candidate #1: OH, THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE. A man who works for the MTA, Henry Herring, claimed […]
WINNER! Boner Candidate #1: HEY JESSE, YOU’D BE A LOT PRETTIER IF YOU JUST SMILED MORE. Jesse Waters is convinced […]