Boner Candidate #1: NOW WE CAN SPEND ALL OF OUR TIME LOOKING FOR GHOSTS.
A British couple who won the “Set For Life” lottery will receive £10,000 a month for 30 years. They now plan on pursuing their passion for ghost-hunting full-time.
Boner Candidate #2: IF I’M ELECTED MY FIRST OFFICIAL ACT WILL BE TO PARDON MYSELF.
Indiana man, Andrew Wilhoite, who killed his wife and dumped her body in a creek has won the GOP primary election and will be on the ballot for a township board seat. He is currently in jail awaiting trial for his wife’s murder.
Boner Candidate #3: HE CERTAINLY MADE HIS POINT.
A Maryland man who attended a city council meeting, to discuss what he thought was “a turd of a bill”, made his point by wearing a poop emoji costume and appearing to set off a stink bomb before being escorted out.