Boner Candidate #1: SURE IT WAS IRRITATING, BUT MAYBE THIS WAS A BIT OF AN OVER-REACTION.
A Los Angeles movie goer has been arrested following a pepper spray attack against a fellow movie goer for cellphone use. Matthew Ware, 34, allegedly attacked the moviegoer at AMC 16 around 5:30 p.m. on September 15. Two additional patrons suffered irritation from the spray and were treated at a local hospital. Ware was booked into Burbank Jail on suspicion of misdemeanor battery. Witness Joe Rodriguez described the moment: “Everything was normal and all of a sudden behind me, I hear the sound of an aerosol can, like a spray. And a guy just yells out, ‘I just got pepper sprayed. This guy just pepper sprayed me.'” Rodriguez said the incident occurred roughly 40 minutes into the film.
Boner Candidate #2: WHAT DOES SHE REALLY WANT, DO YOU THINK?
Representative Nancy Mace Made a post using a double entendre last week. The outgoing congresswoman posted a picture of herself at the University of South Carolina game with the caption “Go COCKS!” Saturday. She also added “IYKYK”, if you know, you know. Mace, 48, told TMZ that she wants men to “stop sending d–k pics. Subscribe to the podcast.” On Sunday, Mace posted a video of her talking to the camera about a disappointing date, stating that she has gone off men and has no current interest in dating again. “I know it is lonely, but I don’t have any friends up here,” Mace said, referring to Washington. She added that she puts her whole life into work — and dating is difficult as a twice-divorced mom of two with grown kids.
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Boner Candidate #3: ONE THING IS CERTAIN; NEBRASKA IS BETTER THAN SEX IF IT’S SEX WITH SENATOR KENNEDY.
Senator John Kennedy has raised eyebrows after comments on Sunday after claiming that he loved Nebraska more than sex during a rally addressing fellow Republicans. Kennedy, a second-term senator, began by comparing and contrasting his home state of Louisiana with Nebraska, particularly their relationship to food and local wildlife. But Sen. Kennedy put aside the jokes to warn the crowd of some 800 — dining on steak, potatoes, cornbread, and peach cobbler — of the high stakes of the upcoming elections. Sen. Kennedy warned of the “truly radical ideology” of the Democratic Socialists, and said that Sen. Ricketts’ opponent, registered nonpartisan candidate Dan Osborn, would function as a far-left Democrat.
