
BONER CANDIDATE #1: OH COME ON; IT’S JUST A CUTE LITTLE SQUIRREL.
A Florida man has been served with an eviction notice over his emotional support squirrel.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: HEY BUDDY, WHERE YOU GOING ON THAT SNAPPER.
A Florida man was arrested after police caught him drunk driving his lawn mower down a major highway, Fox 13 reported.
BONER CANDIDATE #3: A BOX OF LIVE KILLER SNAKES.
Sometimes a mystery box contains a gift, and sometimes it holds venomous snakes, spiders, and scorpions. The Australian Border Force found several of these critters still alive in a package marked “2 pair shoes” shipped from Northern Europe this week.
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