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Boner Preview Candidates for February 24 2016

Boner Preview Candidate #1: THIS DOESN’T SEEM TO BE THE RIGHT KEY FOR MY CAR

An intoxicated College Station man was found naked in a car that was stuck on railroad tracks, according to police.

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Boner Preview Candidate #2: I DON’T CARE WHY THEY DID THIS…THEY SHOULDN’T HAVE

On Tuesday evening, outside a caucus site in Nevada, several people dressed up as members of the Ku Klux Klan, for one reason or another, and bore signs expressing their support for Donald Trump.

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Boner Preview Candidate #3: HOW THE “F” DID THIS HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE?

For the past eight months, one Minnesotan has apparently been driving around with license plates that read “FMUSLMS.”

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Boner Preview Candidate #4: OH COME ON, THERE’S PLENTY OF GHETTO WHITE PEOPLE.

Fairfield University said Monday it is investigating a “Ghetto Party” thrown at an off-campus beach house over the weekend, but some students are questioning why anyone’s upset to begin with.

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Boner Preview Candidate #5: A LITTLE ON THE JOB STRESS RELIEVER

A South Carolina police officer is accused of watching pornography and performing a sex act on himself in his patrol car while on duty.

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Boner Preview Candidate #6: NOT SMART AND NOT FUNNY

A Buffalo cop was suspended from the force without pay for posting a series of skits online mocking police duties.

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