Boner Preview Candidate #1: BROKEN BONES ARE PART OF THE LESSON
Parents are suing a Utah school district after they say their daughter suffered a severe leg injury during an alcohol impairment simulation exercise.
Boner Preview Candidate #2: KENNY AND ARYN…HORRIBLE PEOPLE IN LOVE
Kenny and Aryn are apparently bent on sharing their love for each other with the world, but the Bureau of Land Management wishes they hadn’t advertised it on the sandstone walls of Zebra Slot Canyon.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: THAT’S A CUTE DOG. LOOKS JUST LIKE THE ONE IN MY CAR. HEY, WHERE’S THE DOG THAT WAS IN MY CAR?
A motorist, allegedly driving three times the legal limit, temporarily lost her dog when it fell out the car window as she attempted a U-turn on an Orem City road.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: WE’RE JUST HAVIN’ SOME FUN.
Since December, a Layton man and his family have been harassed and terrorized by someone making false police reports to Layton police officers.
Boner Preview Candidate #5: I WILL SWIM FOR YOU MY DARLING. I WILL SWIM FOR YOU.
A British woman was rescued by fishermen after spending four hours in chilly waters while futilely attempting to swim to her passing cruise ship.
Boner Preview Candidate #6: I’M JUST A POOR MISUNDERSTOOD NAZI
He sparked outrage when he ordered a birthday cake for his son, Adolf Hitler — but now Isidore Heath Campbell insists he’s just a misunderstood Nazi dad.
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