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Boner Preview Candidates for March 29 2016

Boner Preview Candidate #1: WHY LISTEN TO DOCTORS WHEN WE CAN ENDANGER WOMEN’S HEALTH TO MAKE A POLITICAL POINT

Republican Governor Gary Herbert signed a bill Monday that forces all women having elective abortions at 20 weeks or after to undergo anesthesia, despite health warnings from doctors.

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Boner Preview Candidate #2: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO WAIT, HUH.

A man had sex with his girlfriend on a public bus in West Midlands, England, hours after he was released from prison, SWNS reported.

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Boner Preview Candidate #3: MAKE A LITTLE JOKE, CATCH A CROOK

A police department northwest of Austin says a woman was arrested after she responded to their Facebook hoax about contaminated drugs.

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Boner Preview Candidate #4: HE USED THE SAME SKILLS TO BEAT THAT WOMAN THAT HE NEEDS ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD.

Mississippi State football recruit Jeffery Simmons was charged Monday after a video surfaced showing him punching a woman in a street fight.

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Boner Preview Candidate #5: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE TACO BELL IS CLOSED?

Derrick C. LaForest, 33, allegedly told police he had, “no idea,” how he hit the building.

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