Boner Preview Candidate #1: DON’T PISS OFF THE EASTER BUNNY
Easter may be just a week away, but the holiday spirit came to a halt today after a mall bunny found himself tangled up in a brawl.
Boner Preview Candidate #2: HE WAS CAUGHT STEALING SECURITY CAMERAS BY THE SECURITY CAMERAS HE WAS STEALING
Metro police said a man accused of stealing security cameras was caught on video, which led to his arrest.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: PRIVILEGED LITTLE JERK
A New Hampshire judge on Friday ordered a former prep school student to begin serving a one-year prison sentence after violating his curfew in a high-profile case over sex at elite St. Paul’s School.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: TIPS ARE FOR NORMAL LOOKING PEOPLE
Instead of leaving the waitress a tip, one patron who recently dined at a Zombie Burger in Iowa left a note on the tip line explaining the omission: ”Tips are only for normal looking people.”
Boner Preview Candidate#5: YOU HAVE A CAR? NO FOOD FOR YOU.
Alabama Republicans say they want a new bill to drastically limit state welfare programs so that recipients will get jobs — but the bill eliminates the most common means of transportation to and from work.
Boner Preview Candidate#6: THIS PROBABLY COULD NOT BE ANY CREEPIER
A New York father is facing up to 250 years in prison after admitting to a court Monday that he posed as his daughter’s online boyfriend so he could extort nude photographs from her.
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