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Boner Preview Candidates for March 22 2016

Boner Preview Candidate #1: ROBBERY OVERKILL

Robbers in Sweden are suspected of blowing up the walls of a building in an apparent effort to empty an ATM.

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Boner Preview Candidate #2: AREN’T WE TIRE OF BIG GOV. MEDDLING IN LOCAL AFFAIRS?

Republican members of the Arizona state legislature are so worked up about the prospect of paid sick leave in their state that they’re trying to actively divert taxpayer dollars from cities that have chosen to mandate it.

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Boner Preview Candidate #3: SOUNDS LIKE GOOD COUNSEL TO ME

On Monday night, CNN’s Wolf Blitzer asked Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz about Frank Gaffney, a conspiracy theorist Cruz recently added to his list of foreign policy advisers.

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Boner Preview Candidate #4: YOU ARE TAKIN ME TO THE DOUGHNUT, EH.

A Toronto man with a serious craving for coffee and donuts hijacked a bus at knife-point — and then forced the driver to drop him off at Tim Hortons.

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Boner Preview Candidate #5: PRIVILEGED LITTLE JERK

A New Hampshire judge on Friday ordered a former prep school student to begin serving a one-year prison sentence after violating his curfew in a high-profile case over sex at elite St. Paul’s School.

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Boner Preview Candidate #6: JUST A LITTLE SPRITZ TO THE FACE

The Austin Police Department has launched an investigation following the release of a video that shows an officer apparently pepper-spraying a handcuffed suspect.

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