Boner Candidate #1: BUT I’M BRANDON; THAT’S MY NAME, GOL DARN IT.
NASCAR is rejecting a new sponsor called LGBcoin for racer Brandon Brown.
Boner Candidate #3: I TRIED TO CALM THE CROWD BY YELLING ‘TIME’S UP MOTHER F’ers’.
Jacob Chansley is claiming that he was trying to help calm the crowd during the January 6th insurrection.
