Boner Candidate #1: I FOUND IT IN A FIELD
A U.S. Marine was detained at Palm Springs International Airport after TSA agents discovered a live 25 mm explosive round in his checked luggage. The Marine said he had found the round about a year earlier and believed it was not live, but authorities confirmed it was active and safely destroyed it in a nearby desert area. No one was injured, and the case is under review for possible criminal charges, with additional administrative or civil penalties possible.
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Boner Candidate #2: IN WHICH BRANCH OF THE SERVICE DID YOU SERVE. ROB.
Rob Schneider called for the U.S. to reinstate mandatory military service, arguing it would unify young people and instill discipline while teaching them to value their country. He shared his views on X, suggesting all 18-year-olds should serve at least two years, either domestically or abroad. His comments come amid ongoing tensions involving Iran, though officials have said a draft is not currently planned.
Boner Candidate #3: KRISTI WAS DEVASTATED. KRISTI WAS BLINDSIDED. KRISTI HAD NO IDEA. BULL CRAP.
Reports claim that Kristi Noem’s husband, Bryon Noem, allegedly shared explicit photos and messages within an online fetish community, raising concerns about potential blackmail risks. The images, reportedly obtained by a media outlet, appear to show him posing in provocative outfits, though the claims have not been independently verified. A representative for Noem said she was “devastated” by the allegations and asked for privacy for the family.
