The conclusion of season 8 of the famed and easily binged YouTube series “Hot Ones” wraps up with something as magical and lovely as it sounds: eating hot wings with Black Widow herself, Scarlett Johansson! I can’t count the number of times that I’ve been sitting alone at Wing Coop and imagined Scarlett walking in asking me, “are you going to finish that Black Diamond drumstick” as she picks it up and devours it before I can answer. She then picks up my plastic cup of Cutthroat and pounds it and walks back out the door.
This is my fantasy and I am standing by it.
