$1.50 hot dogs and cheap pizza slices at Costco are almost always worth the wait but if you don’t want to wait try this! The next time you want to bypass the food court line all you have to do is simply place your order at the register at the same time you pay for your groceries. They will give you a receipt that you can walk over to the front of an always much shorter line and grab your items and go (don’t mind people who were waiting in line calling you an “asshole”).
Another Costco quick tip…you don’t have to be a member to purchase alcohol (WHAT?!?!?!! – oh wait, we live in a nanny state, nevermind). Just let the folks at the front know why you’re there for gallons of hooch and proceed inside to make your purchase like the proud lush that you are.