A man convicted of pleasuring himself into a coworker’s sandwich has lost his bid for an appeal. Anthony Maneval, 36, claimed his conviction should be overturned because there was no DNA evidence to prove he committed the indecent act. However, a Pennsylvania judge rejected the request, saying Maneval’s confession and security footage depicting the incident was good enough. That footage, taken by a camera at a now-closed Bon Ton department store, showed Maveval in a stock room, performing a sex act while holding a female coworker’s unwrapped sandwich and a pair of pink panties. He wipes himself on the sandwich before rewrapping it. Prosecutors say the unsuspecting coworker later ate the sandwich.
People are disgusting.