Boner Candidate #1: I KEEP THIS ONE WITH MY GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD
Anti-maskers are keeping a new trick up their sleeve in the form of a fake medical card that exempts them from wearing masks.
Boner Candidate #2: IT’S A DONUMENT
A new act introduced by a congress freshman dubbed ‘the Donument Act’ would protect the border wall from being altered by classifying the wall as a monument in honor of twice impeached former president Donald Trump.