ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: GLITTER ATTACK Two women in Florida were arrested after throwing a container of glitter at […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: GIVE HER CREDIT FOR IMPROVISING IN A DIFFICULT MOMENT. In a petty response to a […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE DENY EVERYTHING… INCLUDING THE FACT THAT WE SOLD ONLY ONE THOUSAND TICKETS OF THE TEN THOUSAND […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: SOMEONE BRING THE SCISSORS. A woman draped seemingly all of her hair behind her seat […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: IF YOUR DAD’S ASHES ARE SO PRECIOUS, DON’T WEAR THEM WHEN YOU PLAY FOOTBALL. Running […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: MR. GIPE WANTS US TO STORM THE CASTLE. An AP government teacher in California has […]
Boner Candidate #1: I KEEP THIS ONE WITH MY GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD Anti-maskers are keeping a new […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: THESE PILLS ARE ALL NATURAL SUPPLEMENTS A man in Utah has confessed to making and […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: SHE FELL OFF A CLIFF AND LANDED IN THE CLOSET A woman trying to avoid […]
Boner Candidate #1: PUT EVERY ONE OF THEM IN JAIL SALT LAKE CITY — A legislative committee shut down briefly […]