BONER CANDIDATE #1: SPORTING EVENTS ARE SO INSPIRING; SO FUN.
During a baseball game in Denver on Sunday, Miami Marlins player Lewis Brinson was harassed by a crowd member who was using racial slurs.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: THIS TRICK IS ALWAYS GOOD TO GET YOU OUT OF WORK.
A woman in Park City had her father call police to report a bomb threat at her place of work so she could leave early.
