Boner Candidate #1: I NEED $30 FOR THAT BAIL MONEY!
Clearwater, FL — Police said a Florida man stole lottery tickets from a store, and then returned to the same store to try to cash a winning ticket. Clearwater police arrested 27-year-old Herbert McClellan, Fox 13 reports. According to police, McClellan stole 13 scratch-off tickets from a convenience store and immediately tried to see if any of the tickets were winners. Officers said when one of the tickets turned out to be worth $30, McClellan returned to the same store where the ticket was stolen and tried to cash it in. Staff called police and McClellan was arrested. According to Fox 13, McClellan was charged with petit theft and dealing in stolen property. He is being held on $12,000 bond.
Boner Candidate #2: TIGER GARBAGE PERSON
Zookeeper Jeff Lowe is facing possible civil penalties for alleged willful animal welfare violations at the roadside park made famous by the hit Netflix documentary series, “Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness.” The allegations number in the dozens and date from 2017. Among the most serious are claims animals repeatedly did not get proper veterinary care at the Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park and vet records were falsified to cover up the neglect. In one incident, a federal inspector in June ordered the park to get immediate help for “Nala,” a 16-week-old lion cub described as lethargic, depressed and thin, unable to get out of the mud even when prompted and breathing rapidly and shallowly. A top official at the U.S. Department of Agriculture last week filed a complaint outlining the allegations. In a Facebook post, Lowe called the allegations “a litany of falsehoods.”
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