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Boner Fight for January 22nd, 2019

Boner Fight

Candidate #1: AND THEN HE DEMANDED MORE GINGER-ALE AND ANOTHER BAG OF PEANUTS

An overweight passenger aboard a Taiwanese airliner forced flight attendants to remove his pants so he could use the toilet — then wipe his butt as he moaned in pleasure, according to reports. A flight attendant for EVA Air — which only employs female cabin crew — described the crappy duty the paunchy perv subjected her and two of her colleagues to aboard the LA-to-Taipei flight on Saturday, according to Focus Taiwan. The sicko, who was confined to a wheelchair, told the flight attendants that he needed assistance to use the lavatory about two hours into the flight.

Candidate #2: HE GOT ALL OF OUR DO-SI-DOES AND SOMOAS TOO.

A coldhearted crook snatched more than $1,100 from a group of New Jersey Girl Scouts at a shopping mall — leaving the heartbroken youngsters unable to afford a long-awaited trip for the troop. “We were shocked and devastated,” troop leader Jessica Medina, 38, of Woodbridge, told The Post Monday. “The girls had worked so hard. Everybody was crying.”
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