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Boner Fight for June 18th, 2020

Boner Candidate #1: IM NOT GOING TO BE SIDETRACKED BY THE COLOR OF OUR CHILDREN

Republican representative Matt Gaetz launched into a tirade at a House Judiciary Committee after a black congressman from Louisiana accused the Republicans of ‘concious bias’ in their policing act. The Florida politician had the tense exchange with Rep. Cedric Richmond (D-LA) while the Democrat offered comments about the Justice in Policing Act. Richmond was speaking to his frustration with Republican efforts to include language in the legislation geared towards Antifa. ‘By the time I am finished you will be clear that we are not good friends,’ Richmond said before explaining that he had experienced police brutality and feared for his son. The Florida politician had the tense exchange with Rep. Cedric Richmond (D-LA) while the Democrat offered comments about the Justice in Policing Act. ‘To my colleagues, especially the ones who keep introducing amendments that are a tangent and a distraction to what we are talking about, you all are white males, you have never lived in my shoes and you do not know what it is like to be an African American male,’ Richmond declared. The Democrat shared that he was fine with voting on the bill in its present state but really stressed that he did not have time for the partisan politics.

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Boner Candidate #2: THERE’S SOMEONE LIVING IN OUR HOUSE

London, ENGLAND — A member of a house share in London has claimed that they discovered their landlord had secretly been living in their house for two days. The creepy story was shared on Reddit’s Ask UK forum as they sought advice on how to handle the bizarre situation. The unnamed tenant said that their landlord had come over unannounced earlier this week to “inspect” the property. They left him to get on with it and had assumed he exited the place a short while later. However they soon discovered a light had been left on in their spare room and the door was locked, so they messaged asking the landlord to return and switch it off, as they didn’t have a key. But this is where things get really odd. The tenants claim to have received a reply from the man, telling them he was still in the house. The person wrote: “I texted asking him to come and turn the light off and he admitted that he was here in the house! “After we confronted him, he proceeded to lie and say ‘he’d informed us all that he was staying here for a few days’. None of us had any clue!

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