Boner Candidate #1: WELL, WHICH WAS IT? A BOY OR A GIRL?
An Arizona border patrol agent started a wildfire during a “gender reveal” party involving a firearm and explosives, likely making it the most expensive such celebration in the history of the ridiculous ritual. Dennis Dickey was off-duty when he celebrated the revelation of his unborn child’s sex on state-owned property close to Madera Canyon in April 2017, reports the Arizona Daily Star. A forest service agent wrote in a court affidavit that Dickey shot a target filled with the explosive Tannerite. The color of the powder plume that exploded from the target was intended to correlate with the expected sex of the baby—blue for boy, pink for girl. This particular method has recently gained popularity among gun enthusiasts, and several examples of the execution have been uploaded to YouTube.
Boner Candidate #2: BUT HE WANTED IRON MAN SO BAD.
An Ohio mother is facing charges for allegedly giving a teenager permission to illegally tattoo her 10-year-old son. Nikki Dickinson, 34, was charged with first-degree misdemeanor child endangering and contributing to the delinquency of a minor after she supervised the ink session in a 16-year-old’s living room, ABC 6 reported. She let the procedure take place because she got sick of her son asking for her permission to get a tattoo, officials said, according to the report. Dickinson came under fire after a video of the procedure surfaced on Facebook. The 16-year-old has reportedly given other people tattoos in his home — which was deemed unsafe, according to court documents. At least one of his subjects is believed to have developed an MRSA infection, according to the report.
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