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Boner Fight for September 21st, 2020

Boner Candidate #1: I Needed a Ride Home

A man in central Florida needed a ride home. Instead, he received a ride to jail. Winter Haven Police said Jermaine Williams, 46, called 911 early Friday morning to report a dead body at the McDonald’s on 5th Street NW. Officers responded to the fast-food restaurant where they found no body, just Williams sitting on the curb. He told police he called a number of times earlier in the night to ask for a ride. Police charged Williams with misuse of 911.   Read More

Boner Candidate #2: Mom and Dad, Get Your Damned Acts Together

In a school board meeting Wednesday, Boca Raton Elementary teacher Edith Pride delivered a colorful message to parents. “Parents, please make sure that you have on proper clothing when you are walking behind your child’s computer because we’ve seen them in their drawers, their bras, and everything else,” Pride said during public comment. Pride said she had plenty of issues to take up with the district, but dedicated her entire three minutes to this message. “Parents, when you are helping your children at their computer please do not appear with big joints in your hands and cigarettes,” Pride continued. “Those joints be as big as cigars. Oh yeah, we’ve seen it all.” In a school board meeting Wednesday, Boca Raton Elementary teacher Edith Pride delivered a colorful message to parents. Though her comments drew laughter from the crowd, her message struck a chord with many local teachers who have had similar experiences navigating the sometimes unpredictable world of online lessons.   Read More

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